February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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my cat really hates me
i haven’t been at home much lately and my cat has definitely made me pay for it. i bought him a new litter box yesterday to try and make him happy, but i guess that wasn’t enough. when i came home from work today, i noticed that he had dragged my bath mat into his litter box and shit on it. nothing says fuck you quite like shitting on a bath mat. well played, cat.
Feb 22nd
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I just realized that I have no more birthdays to look forward to. Its literally all down here from here. Anyways, Im old. Im gonna go kill myself now. Kbye.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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My boss just told me she didnt know how to spell button. This is the reason why Im on the verge of a britney spears size meltdown. Head shaving would be included.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.”
– George Meredith (via amandaonwriting)
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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On top of the fact that i have to leave Michelle...
I also saw two people I went to school with announce their engagements and pregnancies on facebook. Worst. Day. Ever.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Homeless people really hate me.
Michelle said its because im whiter than the average person :/
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Things ive seen at the airport so far:
- A girl planking on the moving walkway - A fifty year old woman wearing low rise jeans that show off her thong Lord, help me.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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GUESS WHAT? I’M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW TO SEE THIS BABE. WE’RE GOING TO DRINK BEERS IN BED AND CUDDLE ALL NIGHT. ALL CAPS, ALL DAY.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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the good news is there’s a good chance that i don’t have cancer. the bad news is that i have to undergo about a month’s worth of testing before they can diagnose/rule out anything else. in other news, happy valentine’s day?
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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say something nice for valentines day →
Feb 14th
pnotrn asked: 4 DAYS. FOUR. 1. 2. 3. 4.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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“He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones on Chris Brown’s Grammy performance (via drinkyourjuice)
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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hearing my cat purr is the cutest thing ever.
it almost makes up for the fact that he has decided to shit outside of his litter box, rip up my carpet in front of my bedroom door and scratch the shit out of my legs every time i walk by. almost.
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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“The biggest devil is me. I’m either my best friend or my worst enemy.”
– Whitney Houston (via beatriceisaunicorn)
Feb 12th
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dearaimee asked: I hope you give the fashion blog a second chance, or at least post all your outfits all the time cos I love them & your stunning self!
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Man at gas station: How did you get your bangs so perfect? Theyre awesome. Me: I dont know…uh I gotta go. Why am I the worst at accepting compliments? Also since when did guys notice bangs?
Feb 11th
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