May 2013
“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best...”
– Hannah (Girls)
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I love Arizona.
It’s taken my 27 years to realize this, but it’s true.
Goal:
I want to try and be happy.
And for once, only be responsible for my happiness and no one else’s.
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me....
Sometimes you just want to feel like you’re not alone. And it’s not even the physical act of being alone. It the being alone with the thoughts. That you’ll never be good enough. That you’ll never feel whole. It’s those thoughts that keep you up at night and keep you staring at the bottom of the pool wondering if that’s a safer place than where you are now.
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Emily’s Monday Night: Having a Facebook war with the roommate of a guy I dated seven years ago.
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar
BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?
LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?
BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?
LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.
BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?
LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.
BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?
LAMAR: Who is my what?
BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.
LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.
BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?
LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.
BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?
LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…
BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.
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Anonymous asked: I'm buzzed. I love you. (The two are not really related)
Tell me something nice. I'm drunk. →
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I saw pictures from the space shuttle North...
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Hey, Facebook, I really can’t handle another person I know getting engaged while I’m sitting at my parents house, bloated, watching Don’t be Tardy, drinking a $4 bottle of wine and listening to my parents argue over cheese.
“Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a while.”
– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
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Later on I’m crying like a baby And yeah...
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Totally pleased with myself for spending $200 for 8th row center tickets.
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Tonight I'm seeing Aziz Ansari
Please send me all of your prayers/positive thoughts/voodoo powers that we will bang.
Thank you.
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I made a Twitter account so I can actively hit on Aziz Ansari, stalk former Degrassi stars and retweet everything Amanda Bynes posts.
Follow me @notthatem
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It’s just a house burning, but it’s...
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Pick up lines that I need to use while living with...
“Hey baby, wanna come back to my twin bed?”
“Hey stud, want to see my Something Corporate collage?”
“I can’t wait to take you home and show you my Disney snow globe collection.”
“I hope you like stuffed animals, sexy.”
“Don’t worry, baby, I can play a mix cd on my boom box so my parents can’t hear us. I hope you enjoy...
April 2013
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Reminder:
No matter how much shit life hands you, there’s always a better day just waiting around the corner.
Don’t fuck up your chance of seeing that beautiful day by ending your life over some bullshit that happened today.
Ask/tell →
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thoughts and ramblings
making breakfast for one is quite possibly the most depressing act ever
i lurked taylor hanson’s instagram for a solid hour this morning
getting an oil change is one of the highlights of my weekend
i’m still living out of a suitcase because i feel like hanging up my clothes admits some sort of defeat
more men approach me now that i’m blonde versus when my hair was red. maybe...
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A cockroach just fell out of the bar ceiling and into my hair.
How am I supposed to go on living? HOW.
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i just realized that the new guy at my work looks like snake from degrassi.
i’m not sure why this disturbs me so much. i think it’s because every time i look at him i’m like “fuck you, asshole. you cheated on my mom with my principal.”
