July 2010
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marketing rep from company we’re working with: so who is your target audience?
boss: everyone.
me: uh, no.
sometimes i wonder why i even went to college for this shit.
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Poetry 365: Locking Yourself Out, Then Trying to... →
chloehodson:
You simply go out and shut the door without thinking. And when you look back at what you’ve done it’s too late. If this sounds like the story of life, okay. It was raining. The neighbors who had a key were away. I tried and tried the lower windows. Stared inside at the sofa, plants, the…
audreaundecided:
3 margaritas, 1 mai tai, & 3 Audrea made vodka tonics is not equivelent to pixie dust & happy thoughts… ugh. Next person that buys me a margarita, I’m punching them in the face.
me and tequila are friends again, so i will drink the margaritas that people buy for you.
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taking a stroll down memory lane is hard.
it’s not that i don’t want to relive the good times for a brief minute. or even laugh at the the crazy shit that we used to see and indulge in.
it’s that i’m scared that it’s all gone. i’m scared that i didn’t realize how truly happy i was at the time. i was so stubborn in thinking that i needed more that i...
i give up.
too much tumblr html confusion for one night.
i shall be boring for now, i guess.
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HELP
since i’m new to tumblr, i need some help customizing my page.
how do i add the “ask me anything” button along with my avatar to my current theme?
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ready for another night of weeds.
The Whiskey Monologues: SPUYTEN DUYVIL →
I could drag on three cigarettes in a row, and drink rum cocktails. It was Spring and rum was all she had. Anyway I could drink them and smoke for minutes piled on minutes. They’re always that way, in piles, but sometimes feel heavier than others. I could go to the bar and meet dozens of people…
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so many bizarre compliments last night
“you are classy, like you seem like you’re so far above frat boys trolling at bars for poon.”
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wishing i had someone to wake me up and go to...
Some questions don’t have answers, and that’s a difficult lesson to learn.
– Katherine Graham (via julie911) (via quote-book)
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i love my friends
we’re so fucking intimidating.
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You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you...
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via quote-book)
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typical text convo between me and amy
amy: do you like tolstoy?
me: the author?
amy: yes. i found this guy who loves something corporate and he was telling me about this big reunion tour. so i told him about you and he asked if you liked to read tolstoy.
me: wow. i just thought you spelled toy story wrong.
everything all the time.
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Kalopsia
coffeeology:
n. The delusion that things are more beautiful than they are.
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today i saw a guy in the doctor’s waiting room chilling with no shirt on. ummm excuse me? i know we live in arizona and it’s hot as fuck today, but put on a shirt, for the love of god. no one wants to see that. especially when they’re in the waiting room. shirtless men are reserved for pools and beaches only. kthx.
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things i'm looking forward to
moving into my own place (finally!)
going to coppenhagen and the isle of man in two weeks
feeling happier, different
moving forward
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tumblr > facebook
except for right now because tumblr is being slow as fuck.
the sad face makes me feel like they’re genuinely sorry for the inconvenience though.
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longest day ever
i haven’t been able to sleep lately. and i know why (no, it’s not what you think it is).
i think i will take a long nap so i can do something productive and/or fun later.
i’m 24 going on 65. fun.