December 2011
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trading in my vegas dress for a funeral dress
after much consideration, i decided i will be going to england this weekend instead of las vegas. this decision was so, so hard. if you know me at all, you know that i’m horrible at making decisions. i would do anything to make the other people in my life happy and this decision absolutely tore me apart.
i had been going back and forth on this all day, and it wasn’t until i talked to...
November 2011
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i’ve been through so much in the last 36 hours.
i have a lot weighing on my heart and my mind.
and even when you’re dealing with important things such as life and death, people still feel the need bring up facebook drama. this isn’t towards anyone in particular, in fact, this post has been brewing for a long time.
but let me just say this: facebook is not what’s...
Life can change in a matter of seconds.
And the hardest part is seeing my father cry.
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i woke up this morning, realized it wasn’t friday and immediately wanted to go back to bed.
oh, and in case you guys were worried (because i know everyone was) i found the perfect vegas dresses. you’d be surprised how hard it is to find a “good” vegas dress. i knew these dresses were just right when i had to have a discussion with my friend as to whether the article of...
Watch The Throne effects
Me: I want to go to the Jay-Z/Kanye concert in December, but the tickets are so expensive
Emily: If you go, I will kill you. I want to go so bad.
Me: I saw Jay-Z a few years ago and he was amazing.
Emily: My friend say Kanye at Coachella and she cried. Literally cried, because he was so good.
Me: There's a nickname for the effect Jay-Z gives people. It's called the Jaygasm.
Emily: I'd let Kanyegasm me any day.
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pnotrn asked: We should start a band. And we'll call it Bad Bitches. Our first CD will be called "That's Some Real G-Shit Right There."
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i love having dark hair.
even though my mom said it reminded her of when i was “punk rock” in high school. yeah, i was so punk rock with my something corporate and taking back sunday hoodies.
I JUST WANTED TO BE A PUNK ROCK PRINCESS, MOM.
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Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals...
– Love Actually (via thatluciegirl)
Anonymous asked: how would someone go about winning your heart
leave me things while i'm getting my hair did →
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Who among you doesn’t have an insecurity? Who among you doesn’t depend on...
– Charlie Brown - Happiness is a warm blanket (via purple5destiny)
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Bridesmaids is the worst movie I've ever seen.
I know I’m like 10 years late on watching this movie, but I would give anything to get back the last 2 hours of my life.
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setting boundaries is hard.
sticking to them is even harder.
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last night i had a dream that i saw nirvana in concert and then won a motorcycle race.
rad times.
wanderlusts asked: When we're in Vegas, I'm gonna drunkenly sing NSYNC Christmas songs to you. Just so you're aware.
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
– Josephine Hart. (via thenightopus)
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ask/tell →
The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat. So, I decided this...
– Penelope, The Brothers Bloom (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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this vegas trip could not have come at a better time. i really, really need this. i try not to think about it too much just because i get so emotional. these girls are my heart. they accept me for who i am and support me no matter what. my heart hurts with how much love i have for these three women.
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i’m going to a four-year old’s birthday party today. she lovingly refers to me as “crazy emily” so i felt obliged to go.
what does one get for a four-year-old? i’m just going to buy all the disney princess stuff that i secretly want for myself and give it to her. okay? okay.
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TWO WEEKS.
A MONTH AND 12 DAYS.
december is going to be the best.
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i took a leap of faith.
after a lot of consideration, i emailed the reporter from yesterday and asked her if she had any job opportunities for me. i wasn’t sure if it was the right professional or ethical move, but i did it anyways.
she emailed me back and this is what she said:
“emily,
you’re a pro. thanks for the awesome access to patients and their families yesterday. as...
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My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s...
– Aziz Ansari (via acidtooth)
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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i booked my boss another news segment today.
usually i do this and go about my day as normal, not really thinking twice about my work, but today was different.
when the reporter came in to do the story, she asked who wrote the pitch and i told her it was me. she quickly took me aside and said “wow, i was really impressed with your pitch and your writing. i could tell that you were a...
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i’m at this weird place in my life where i feel like i can’t get clarity or closure on anything.
i always feel like i’m in limbo and never standing still.
when will this feeling stop? or does it stop?
watchthecradle:
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conversations with my mother
mom: i want you to have a baby. please have a baby.
me: i'd kind of like to be married first, you know?
mom: i know, but i'm not getting any younger.
me: neither am i, mother, neither am i.
mom: okay, well if you can hurry up the process, somehow, that would be great.
me: i'll get right on it.
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biggest question on my mind this sunday:
fuck, marry or kill: ron swanson, tom haverford or ben wyatt?
I CAN’T DECIDE.
#parksandrecproblems