January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: how did you and your boyfriend meet?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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today:
forcing jur to watch a jersey shore AND teen mom marathon meet up with sammi eat at pita jungle take jur to his first arizona dive bar and see a show pictures to follow. also, tomorrow: GRAND CANYON
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“People in war movies are fatter than me.”
– Jurgen File this under reasons why Emily feels like a whale.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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today will go down in history
as the day i had to explain to jurgen what root beer is. all i know is that it’s american, goddamnit.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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nervous nervous nervous. he missed his flight so now i’m nervous for an extra 3 hours.
Dec 26th
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i really thought i was going to die yesterday. probably worst christmas ever. BUT TODAY, i feel 80% better and a certain someone is on a plane right now. off to clean and make everything perfect before he gets here!
Dec 26th
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this christmas i got:
food poisoning
Dec 25th
am i the only one who welcomed in christmas morning by being violently ill? i guess the one good thing about having a cat is that he was able to sit next to me and purr while i was vomitting. it was super adorable, you guys. i can’t wait for this year to be over :[[[[[[[
Dec 25th
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i’ve decided that as a holiday cheer sort of thing, i’m going to post 10 blogs that i love that i normally don’t gush over. some of these people i talk to and some i don’t. either way they’re all rad and you should check out their blogs. also, because of that reason, i’m only going to post blog names and not first names since i don’t know some of them :| ...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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is it really christmas eve? also, two days. my stomach is in knots.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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cat decides to hide under the couch. go to grab cat and find a shoe i’ve been missing for SIX MONTHS. it’s a fucking christmas miracle.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Courtney: Do you have that mind kahng book? Me: By Hitler? Courtney: Hahaha no. Sorry. Mindy Kaling? That awkward moment when you think your friend is talking about Mein Kampf rather than Mindy Kaling.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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i may be getting a cat. which is strange for me because i’ve always, always been a dog person. i mean i still have patch and misty, but they live at my parents’ house, so i don’t really feel like they’re mine anymore. anyways, my co-worker found this cat on the side of the road. his ears were infested with ear mites and he had a horrible cold (cats can get colds,...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Oh, love isn’t there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us how much...”
– Herman Hesse (via @johannal)
Dec 21st
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things i do in the morning to avoid getting ready...
post on tumblr debate whether or not my sheet thread count is really accurate drink 5 cups of coffee wrap presents goggle where jonathon taylor thomas has been the last 10 fucking years come across where devon sawa has been instead apparently he’s been in jail clean out my coffee machine post on facebook look this really cute yoshi plush toy i bought yesterday remember that i also...
Dec 20th
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update on why i'm the worst penpal ever:
so, as previously discussed, this month has been crazy. i’ve decided that since i’ve waited too long to send out my christmas cards and presents, i will be doing them in january. please forgive me! ps. i’m the worst. pps. the actual worst.
Dec 20th
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over the course of my lifetime, and sorted dating history, i’ve had quite a few men text me that should never be allowed near a cell phone. here is a list i’ve compiled of what i consider to be the texting don’ts if you ever plan on seeing a vagina. 1. don’t try to be overly cute or overly sexual in a simple text message. example: i once had a guy who instead of writing...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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60% of the time, it works every time.
anchorman is always the answer.
Dec 17th
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things that happened last night
i karaoked to will smith i karaoked to backstreet boys co-workers took video of the above things and will probably use them as blackmail later drank more alcohol than anyone ever should spent the rest of the night next to a very lovely toilet cuddled with my best friend after she pulled me away from the lovely toilet note to self: don’t drink and karaoke. 
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
Co-worker: Who are you bringing as your date for the party? Me: My invisible husband. He’s really charming, I think you two will hit it off. Co-worker: Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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