April 2011
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wanted:
massage ice cream i would give up my right arm for both of these things right now.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
Listenlivefastdie: No Doubt - simple kind of life
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Bummer
I’m not going to see hanson tomorrow in palm springs. I’ve been hitting the gym hard for the past month to look awesome for my birthday, but the scale isn’t reflecting that. Beyond annoyed, however, I’m still optimistic that this weekend will be the best.
Mar 30th
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it's going to be 98 degrees in phoenix on friday.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Listenwe laugh indoors // death cab for cutie
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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When all the other places on the internet make me...
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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i really think my life calling is to become a...
Mar 28th
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Anonymous asked: luv the tights btw

fyi about ur dentist post. ppl get fake teeth 4 their bachelor(ette) party and wedding often. they want the 'perfect smile' they dont really have
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
Mar 27th
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bbbecktron: ‘Hey Arnold’ is streaming on Netflix. So, ya know, I’ll be pretty busy for the next few days. ditto.
Mar 27th
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Listenamandaperry: English Girls Approximately - Ryan...
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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reasons i need an iphone:
so i can put random cats (and laser cats) in all of my pictures
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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ask/tell →
Mar 25th
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
Mar 24th
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a case of the wednesdays
had a horrible day at work and wanted to cry  came home and fell asleep during nancy grace woke up and sent a text that involved hanson and tits mcgee met mariah for dinner and had some delicious food at green got to see her puppies made out with her puppies my life is very exciting. that’s why you guys follow me, right?
Mar 24th
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Sometimes on my way to work in the mornings, I blast Justin Timberlake’s ‘Senorita’ and sing both parts. This will pump you up for work and make you feel extra sexy for the rest of the day. Trust me.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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tmi tuesday
i’m the obnoxious girl who wears high heels constantly even though i’m 5’9
Mar 22nd
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i like political thrillers.
Mar 22nd
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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i turn 25 in exactly two weeks.
lord help me.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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all the text said was “i’m sorry that she was my maid of honor. i’ve wanted to tell you that for a long time.” the tears flooded my eggs. we were at breakfast, goddamnit. i tried to wipe my tears with my napkin and sink into my crooked chair. why now? why send that text now? it’s not that i don’t think about you every day. it’s not that i don’t...
Mar 20th
tell me something good →
Mar 20th