April 2011
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wanted:
massage
ice cream
i would give up my right arm for both of these things right now.
March 2011
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Bummer
I’m not going to see hanson tomorrow in palm springs.
I’ve been hitting the gym hard for the past month to look awesome for my birthday, but the scale isn’t reflecting that.
Beyond annoyed, however, I’m still optimistic that this weekend will be the best.
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it's going to be 98 degrees in phoenix on friday.
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When all the other places on the internet make me...
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i really think my life calling is to become a...
Anonymous asked: luv the tights btw
fyi about ur dentist post. ppl get fake teeth 4 their bachelor(ette) party and wedding often. they want the 'perfect smile' they dont really have
fyi about ur dentist post. ppl get fake teeth 4 their bachelor(ette) party and wedding often. they want the 'perfect smile' they dont really have
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bbbecktron:
‘Hey Arnold’ is streaming on Netflix. So, ya know, I’ll be pretty busy for the next few days.
ditto.
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reasons i need an iphone:
so i can put random cats (and laser cats) in all of my pictures
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ask/tell →
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a case of the wednesdays
had a horrible day at work and wanted to cry
came home and fell asleep during nancy grace
woke up and sent a text that involved hanson and tits mcgee
met mariah for dinner and had some delicious food at green
got to see her puppies
made out with her puppies
my life is very exciting. that’s why you guys follow me, right?
Sometimes on my way to work in the mornings, I blast Justin Timberlake’s ‘Senorita’ and sing both parts.
This will pump you up for work and make you feel extra sexy for the rest of the day. Trust me.
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tmi tuesday
i’m the obnoxious girl who wears high heels constantly even though i’m 5’9
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i like political thrillers.
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i turn 25 in exactly two weeks.
lord help me.
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all the text said was “i’m sorry that she was my maid of honor. i’ve wanted to tell you that for a long time.”
the tears flooded my eggs. we were at breakfast, goddamnit. i tried to wipe my tears with my napkin and sink into my crooked chair.
why now? why send that text now?
it’s not that i don’t think about you every day. it’s not that i don’t...
tell me something good →