September 2011
August 2011
Beard Compliment Translations
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
- Basically.
oh you better believe that we will be seeing each other in December. NOTHING can keep me from going. NOT A DAMN THING. I'm so excited. I've been "practicing" my day drinking. Ask Michelle.
i told michelle i’d kill a man if i have to in order to be there.
that’s how serious i am.
come visit me. I'll take you to the beach and we'll walk hand in hand or something. it'll lack the "romance" but you know, it'll still be fun. Love you.
i would love nothing more than to walk on the beach with someone as beautiful as you, helen.
will i see you in december for the ultimate tumblr meet up/michelle’s birthday?
Mom: Would you go for the nerd or the prince?
Me: The nerd. Always the nerd.
Sad facts about me
- I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a beach
- I’ve never been on a romantic walk on a beach
I just want the stereotypical long walk on the beach. Is that too much to ask?
All The Wine
The National
SONG OF THE DAY
All The Wine - The National
list of inappropriate things my boss did/said today
- tried to lift up my shirt while i was bent over to read my tattoo
- stared at a woman’s ass and whispered that she had “buns of steel*”
- attempted to unlock the bathroom door while i was in it so she could get brochures from me
- took some food off of my plate without asking
file this under reasons why i need to quit my job.
*thanks, mike.
ONE WEEK
i know that everyone was really concerned about me going to europe and not being able to update (and by everyone, i mean michelle), but i solved this problem yesterday by getting an ipod touch.
i will now have internet/tumblr/facebook/skype/gmail while i’m in europe.
also, i now have instagram. get on it.
“Life is easy with you here, and when you leave it will be hard again.”
—Miranda July (via dukesilver)
i might go into debt because i keep buying new clothes for europe.
NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH.
i might not be able to come back. not because i don’t want to, but simply because i can’t afford to.
also, topshop.
TOPSHOP.
You came to take us
All things go, all things go
To recreate us
All things grow, all things grow
We had our mindset
All things know, all things know
You had to find it
All things go, all things go
