Want to know whats worse than having “tardy for the party” stuck in your head all day? Nothing. Its a slow, painful death.
going back to work today. i kind of want to go up to my boss and be like, “listen, if this week has taught me anything, it’s that the only thing i’m truly good at is napping. consider this my resignation because i have some serious napping to do.” that seems like a rational career move, right?
true life: i haven't worn pants in over a week
and to be honest, i don’t want to go back.
I wish i could say that this was the end of the “stomach cancer?” chapter in the book of emily, but i just got a phone call that said its not. While the pathology results came back negative for cancer, they did come back abnormal for everything else. The doctor isnt sure what caused the results, but is hoping that the removal of my appendix has fixed whatever the problem was. Ugh....
Anonymous asked: I hope you feel better soon!
Anonymous asked: How's your recovery going?
Pros of being on a high dosage of pain medicine: You have dreams about all three hanson brothers making you dinner inside of a german bathroom. Cons of being on a high dosage of pain medicine: You have dreams about all three hanson brothers making you dinner inside of a german bathroom.
Anonymous asked: Things to keep you company: Aziz Ansari playing Ryan Gosling in the video for "Ryan Gosling ft. Kanye West - Hey Girl"
I cant sleep. Im alone in a hospital, the thing l feared most. Please leave me things in my ask box to keep me company.
Jason segal + morphine
Is a lethal drug.
They didnt find any tumors. I still have to wait on the biopsy results until im 100% cleared, but i have never felt as alive as i do at this very moment.
Just sent someone a text that said “I will pay you to come murder me.” Thats sums up how i feel right now.
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via rosaley)
The pit in my stomach wont go away. I dont think Ill be sleeping for the next two days.
i just had my best friend pray for me over the phone. it wasn’t something that i ever thought i’d ask for, let alone feel like i need. but today was different. i found out that all of my ~health issues~ are coming to a head on monday. i’m going to get my appendix removed, and there’s a (small) possibility that there could be a cancerous tumor growing on it. i’m...
Conversations with emily
Courtney: Where does ryan gosling live in new york?
Me: Im not sure. I would guess Soho.
Courtney: Ok, Ill keep my eye out for him.
Me: Please and thank you. If you do find him, give him my number and tell him Im better in bed than eva mendes.
There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in...– F. Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby (via dancesunderthestars)
Anonymous asked: What ever happened to the boy you were just recently dating? The Foreign one.
i’ve been so busy with trying to juggle work, my fashion blog and life that sometimes i forget to sit back and remember how beautiful life really is. it’s all worth it in the end.
is it emily with fake eyelashes or kim kardashian? →
burninator asked: You've probably been asked this a bunch already, but where did you get those amazing sunglasses? I think I might need them.
I just shared an elevator with john mccain. Cool story, Monday.